Atheists vs Christians after we find out were in a simulation

well guess we were right and you know what I'm not even gonna say told you so I'm just glad that you finally know stop talking stop talking now okay explain just like we said there is creator no yep you said it was some all-powerful dude living in the clouds our creators nothing like that it's still Creator Kevin he was doing the Lord's work he was doing senior project yeah semantics okay you know what Hey Kevin this weed is so good go for Kevin hey just have some questions first I'm actually just curious how long did this take you okay well don't tell my mom but kind of procrastinated on the thing we had the full year to work on it but waited until probably the last week worked for like six days straight got it done and then rested for like full day after that foreign are you kidding me okay was this like team project or nope just me one programmer okay how does this program work well first it calls function just called it let there be light then you know how an iRobot the robots must obey the Three Laws yeah well this program has laws it has to follow too the first four are the fundamental forces and then there are actually six natural laws of human nature so ten in total yep and the program must obey these laws or else it just falls apart so you might say they're like the Commandments of the program yeah that's pretty much exactly what they are yeah no that makes lot of sense actually what language is this written in wow actually involves some others but luckily was able to find the software that takes what's needed from the different languages and kind of like combines it into one just does it all in one language really cool it's called let's see Tower of Babel software yeah yeah it's good software no that's the opposite of what you said think you know you're wrong and you're kind of raging but what's nice about this language is that it highlights any individual mistakes in Red so when was debugging all had to do was part the Red Sea code from the rest and then see what the issues were yeah then all the bugs were swept away and the good code was you know free to be executed okay so is there like flood that covered the entire Earth and dude who built an ark and put bunch of animals on it that was in another file doesn't count totally counts doesn't count different files that's like wait different folders yep different folders different folders that's like different Universe Bible never says it all happened in this universe you make people crazy yeah my computer have one column of final design folders that actually sent to my teacher and then have another column of just like junk folders for fun stuff are you trying to say it happened in parallel universe no I'm just saying different folders okay what happens after you die you're removed from the active program but all your info is still stored on an external hard drive still conscious no boom maybe is that win for me yeah even when someone dies still want to be able to access their information but you want to know something crazy okay so was monitoring this one character in the game just you know speedrunning through their life and once they died and went to the external hard drive was done for the night so unplugged the hard drive and shut off my computer and left for long weekend when came back three days later he was back in the active program and swear to God never plugged the hard drive back in it jumped from the hard drive into the computer can only describe it as mirror miracle yes exactly wipe that smirk you know what no you said you were gonna go to heaven like above the clouds or whatever not hard drive sitting on some dude's desk so after that knew needed another method of storing these files so started backing up the hard drive to the cloud yeah exactly it's annoying though might need new cloud service provider because for certain files it's apparently too much for the hard drive and it'll start overheating so it's kind of like those files are burning forever yeah exactly at least until they get better cooling system or better storage capabilities yeah well that's what happens but I'm very impressed well what'd you get on the project b-minus wow strict teacher yeah for real but I'm thankful for what got and speaking of that one sec dear Lord just want to say thank you for guiding me through this project managed to get minus which is passing wait are you praying yeah to who God you have god duh you think we just came from nothing don't know maybe you're part of simulation that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard wait how do you know you guys have God he talks back to us Hey Kevin just want to say good job on the senior project thanks you know worked really hard on it know you did but maybe don't procrastinate as much next time yeah definitely okay wait who is your god you want to see yeah hey sending up one of my characters too now you can do that have no idea what's going on you're confuses weird in my life and well nice place so what are you kidding me hi there so what does this mean like the Mormons got it right not exactly explain in way everyone got it right explain more this guy Hey Kevin you want to explain this one yeah got it all right so who do you think made him don't know he's God did he make himself his guy all right shut the up boy now so he has his own god well so there's like levels to it here check it out hey sending one up like what the is going on this is getting really weird what the what up so what did was took the real gods and put them in your simulation as real people as influential characters to your individual religions in reality that's not how it works it's layered everyone has their creator and all creators have their Creations everyone has purpose and we all live in harmony you want to know something the reason made this program was to test the idea of different religions coexisting on the same level wow you really us yeah it went just as bad as thought actually ran the simulation to the end of time and what found was that when your fundamental morals and beliefs are so different you guys cannot coexist there can be improvements it can be good at times for certain people but you guys will never live in harmony the way that we do mean we got those cool coexist bumper stickers and that's win wait so if there's like ladder of religions feel like we're gonna get to one that you're really not supposed to make fun of maybe for you guys but for us it's different here sending one up God God God knew it yo yo this was Tom Cruise up here too three floors up Jesus Christ somebody call me see all the influential people from all of your religions can be found somewhere here even the agnostics were right in the way because if you look at floor 42 God is in Quantum state of existing and not existing and for you floor 63 has no God knew it there is no God done level 63. are we level zero yeah so wait does this end or is there like top God or something hubby yeah got one coming to the top floor boy no you want to get into here only have one question for you what color is your Bugatti and then at top God will do Andrew taint why taint because his head looks like freshly shaven tank maybe go with paint all right fine and it's done hey you ever think maybe we're in simulation whoa thank you