Asking Your Parents For Kissing Advice

Mom Dad are you home your mother's at her yoga class what is she doing here don't be disrespectful young lady I'm going to be your mother soon what what you want to tell me something no we agreed no strings attached don't don't remember that conversation and if don't remember it it probably didn't happen why would you want to be with someone who cheated on his wife anyway isn't that red flag kind you act like haven't Che it on all four of my ex-husbands plus red is my favorite color it's it's snacky come don't have time to talk about you guys' up love life need to talk about my own I'm having mental breakdown yeah that's not my job I'll make you therapist appointment for tomorrow would it kill you to be good dad for 5 minutes think I'm in love with boy what that's great no it's not you're not gay anymore this is the best news ever knew it was just face it's it's not just I'm so happy you came to your senses you need man to take care of you definitely do no if anything I'm but still like girls no that's not real you need to pick side that side being men thanks for the chat dad really helpful pick side where is this coming from Bobby we just had threeome with Dave we agreed to not talk about that Mrs Smith hun don't call me that that sounds so formal okay Heidi no no call me Mom no stepmom is fine too you're in casual relationship with my dad don't see the problem and my parents divorce isn't even finalized yet honey me and your father have been canoodling long before your parents met what you know it's possible that might even be biological mother the time frame adds up don't think it works that way honey don't act like I'm not significantly more experienced and educated than you well yeah that's what thought that's why was going to ask you for advice but now I'm thinking it was mistake no no no no please love to give advice was going to ask my wheel mom but she hasn't come home in 3 days me neither wonder how my real daughter is doing come sit okay okay so really like this boy named Carlos and we almost kissed in the school bathroom how romantic that's where lost my virginity anyway the teacher budged in and we didn't end up kissing wow the same thing happened to me except it it definitely was kissing hated that teacher though she was pain in the ass yeah mine is too think her name was Mrs ass guy or something wait Mrs asmin she's my teacher no wait she's still there she's still alive barely anyway please stop interrupting my story sorry the thing is really really want to kiss him but was kind of glad it didn't happen because have no idea what I'm doing I've never kissed anyone didn't you date my daughter yeah heard all kinds of noises coming from her room when you guys were together that definitely wasn't me like mother like daughter listen kid kissing is easy you're just go in slowly glance down at their lips couple times close your eyes relax your lips and just feel it out okay do breathe you can try but if it's going good you shouldn't be able to and if you really want to get into it you can add some tongue tongue on the inside inside or the outside of his mouth definitely the inside okay you know what forget what said don't think you're ready for the tongue no I'm ready for the tongue no no tongue please no wait why am asking you for permission go to your room and go practice on what don't know be creative okay kids these days no imagination