GROWING UP IN ROBLOX

Okay, so today I'm starting off as little baby and have to try and go to an old man. You see this bacon hair right here? This is him at 5 years old. And boom, this is him at 21 years old. So right now I'm 5-year-old Fulton. I'm little baby. But don't worry, we're going to grow into an old man. And step number one to growing up is play on the swings. Okay. All right. Whatever have to do to grow up. Wait. my gosh. Wait, just cross the streets without looking both ways. my goodness, guys. If you're 5 years old and you're across the street, make sure to look both ways. Okay, here we go. We got to play on the swing. So, this is going to make me older. Wait, how do swing? just push. my gosh. Wait, can swing like in full circle? Wait, move. What are you doing? Stop. I'm trying to grow up. All right, get out of here. Let me swing on my swing. Push. wait. This is actually fun. What if don't want to grow up? kind of want to stay 5 years old and play the swings all day. let's go. Success. Now have to play on the merrygoround. All right, let's do it. my gosh, this bacon hair is getting in the way. my gosh. Yo, wait, she just went flying. All right, by my turd. Hopefully don't go flying. Okay, so far safe and sound. my gosh. wait, didn't go flying that far. Let Let me do that again, actually. All right, come on. Send me flying. Okay. that was kind of lame. All right, whatever. let's go. Happy birthday. Woo. For my birthday, want you to subscribe, right? So, subscribe right now. that means am 6 years old now. Look, it has my age right up here. Go home for your party. get birthday cake. Guys, by the way, if you didn't know this, my favorite cake for birthdays is cheesecake. Okay, don't really like regular chocolate cake, vanilla cake. love cheesecake. Bro, look at that kid. He's so fast. What the Wait, can sprint. How do sprint? What? He just went in my house. what? Wait, what? Wait. Is this surprise birthday party for me? They're in there. my gosh. Go inside. All right. Woo. Let's go. It's my birthday. Okay, so this is my brother. guess this is my friend. Wow. It looks like in Roblox don't have girlfriend. That's That's so sad. It's okay. open your present. got to click on it. Is this my present? Hey She opened my present. Bro, this bacon hair is going to make me so mad today. Wait, do get another present? Is this mine? Okay, bop. got basketball, too. Let's go. All right, go to the driveway. All right, about to play some basketball. About to turn into LeBron James. okay. Just stand right here. Shoot some hoops. Where's the hoop? right there. Okay, LeBron James. made it. Let's go. Let's do it again. Michael Jordan. let's go. Hold on. got to do one more shot. One more shot. Kobe. Yes, sir. Okay, good shot. You're thirsty. Get some Bloxyade from the store. Okay, where's the Bloxyade? Wait second. I'm 6 years old walking to the gas station by myself. That's little unsafe. Okay, it says don't walk. All right, can't cross the street yet. Just got to wait. All right, this is taking so long. I'm cross the street. Hopefully, don't get ran over. All right, there we go. All right, let's see what kind of Bloxyade they got. Bro, they only got the purple flavor. Come on. The best flavor of Bloxiade or Gatorade or whatever is the fruit punch. Okay, so let's grab Bloxiade. Boom. It's only 99 cents. Bro, wish that's how much drinks cost in real life. it's my birthday again. Let's go. have to go home for another party. Okay. Dang, that was fast. look. I'm getting faster. yeah, look at me. I'm zooming home. All right. Does that mean get another birthday present? Let's go. We're partying again. yeah. Dancing. Dancing. Okay, let's open my present. Let's see what got. got cat. Let's go. my gosh. He looks kind of creepy, though. Look at his eyes. And he doesn't even crawl. Look at him. He just glides. Is this real cat? Cats do not move like that. All right. Thanks for the cat. I'm going to go. have to play with pet on trampoline. What the heck? Do cats even like trampolines? Okay. my gosh, bro. What kind of trampoline is this, bro? This is crazy. I'd break my legs if this trampoline was real. What the heck? it's time for school. Go to room 101. Okay. All right. So, I'm starting to get lot older. I'm 7 years old now. I'm basically almost UNK status. Wait, what the Wait, does that say high school? I'm 7 years old. I'm not supposed to be going to high school. the arrow's pointing that way. Okay. Oops. Sorry. Wrong school. Dang. Does my mom and dad not have car? Could they not drive me? I'm going to be sweating so much when get to school. All right. We finally made it. room 101 right here. All right. What class is this? boy swallowed some coins. His mom took him to the hospital. Later, the dad asked the nurse for an update. The nurse said, "No change yet." Was that supposed to be joke? What? What do you call two banana peels on the ground? pair of slippers. Not funny. All right. have to do math quiz. Okay. So, Bob had 12 bananas. He ate seven. my gosh. Bob was hungry. How many does he have left? 12 - 7. five. All right. Got My headphone fell out. Get back in here. All right. 5 years old. mean, five bananas. ate five bananas. That's kind of sus, but All right. Here we go. Correct. Let's go. So, now what do do? Bob had 12 bananas. already answered this. Five. Correct. my gosh. It's my birthday again. It's my birthday every 2 seconds. wish that's how it was in real life. Every 5 minutes, get new present. But look at that, boys. I'm 8 years old. what the they're old enough to drive. wait. Maybe not. my gosh. They cannot drive. Take their license away. Get them, bro. They're dead. my gosh. They're dead. What the heck? Yeah, they should not give everybody license. That was crazy. On my birthday. Are you kidding? got ran over on my birthday. What's up, family? Another birthday party. Yay. This is awesome. Okay, let's let's open up our present. Come on. we got bicycle. Let's go. It's in the garage. Thank you, Mom and Dad. love you so much. That is amazing. Okay. what? There's T-Rex on my bike. Why? Why is there T-Rex on my bike? What? He's taking my bike. Hey, get off my bike. new one just spawned. Okay, perfect. Let's go. Yes, sir. All right. Now, have to ride my bike. Yes, sir. How is my cat even floating? My cat has god mode. What is this? it says jump to get over curbs. Okay. yeah. Look at me. yeah. Okay. When do start driving cars? want to run some people over. mean, drive very safely the speed limit. Bro, somebody in the lobby's 20 years old. my gosh. That is like grandpa age. Bro, look at the air car. They got like red Mustang. my gosh. Nobody can drive in this game. my goodness. All right. We're at the playground with my new bike. Ride to the top of little bike park. Okay. Where's that? over here. Okay. we're going to skate. my goodness. All right. We just fell. We're going to skate park. my gosh, bro. can't drive bike. All right, let's do some tricks. Come on, cat. yeah. yeah. my gosh. no. let's go. It's my birthday again. Woo. I'm turning 10 years old, boys. Look at that baby swinging on swing set. remember when used to do that when was 5 years old. I'm grown man now. I'm 10 years old. Can't be doing that stuff. All right, mom and dad. Hopefully can get car in this birthday. know. I'm only 10 years old. my gosh. Maybe shouldn't get car. can't even drive bike. Okay. How do get off this bike, bro? All right, whatever. hey guys. It's my birthday. just face planted and I'm on the ground. All right, let's open up our present. What did we get? you got new pet. What? got another pet. How do get off the bike? wait. Off bike. that was easy. Okay, so where's my new pet at? only see cat. Wait, this is my have pet dragon. Okay, that is awesome. This is so cool. Yes, sir. Me and my pet dragon are jumping on trampoline. This is awesome. All right, let's find your boomerang. Wait, have boomerang. Where's my boomerang at? it's in here. Wait, my house is actually kind of nice. this is my room. Okay, search your room for the boomerang. Okay, is it in these drawers? no. Not in the drawers. Is it in the closet? there it is. Yes, sir. Got my boomerang. All right, let's go throw this boomerang. All right, let's throw the boomerang. Bop, come back to me. Come back to me. Wait, it's it's not coming back. That doesn't Okay. It just fell on the ground. Okay. wait. have to run and catch it. Okay. Boom. All right. Let's run. Go get it. Come here. Come here. Boomerang. Get back here. Hey, what? What the? Come here. Yes, caught it. it's my birthday again. my gosh, bro. My birthday is literally every 10 seconds. Hey, what's up, guys? Is this my birthday again? Mom, Dad, how are you affording all these cakes? my gosh, my family's rich. Another present. What do we got? Skateboard. Yes. I've always wanted skateboard. Let's go. yeah. Look at me. This is sick. Come on, Fton. You know how to ride skateboard. Maybe not. Maybe not. know exactly where I'm taking this. Okay, I'm going to the skate park. there's giant skate park over here. Okay. my gosh, this is sick. Yes, sir. Let's go. love being 10 years old. yeah. Do trick. yeah. my gosh. no. Bop. yeah. Bro, I'm actually starting to get the hang of this thing. Bro, look at this skate park. It has another part. This thing is huge. just face planted. look at this ramp. my gosh, bro. This thing's crazy. let's go. It's my birthday again, bro. I'm actually starting to get old. I'm 11 years old now. Well, actually, it's my birthday, so I'm turning 12. Okay, so since I'm turning 12 years old, let's try to guess my present. What do 12-year-olds usually get? Maybe I'm getting phone. don't know cuz there's no way I'm getting car. Maybe another pet. don't know. All right, another birthday. Yay. What do got? got slingshot. Okay, that's actually pretty cool. I'm going to shoot my dad with it. Chase them away with your new slingshot. Sorry, guys. Party's over. Get out of here. Get Get out of here. this is awkward. They're just staring at me. Wait, who am supposed to chase away with my slingshot? the animals. Get out of here, you dumb rats. Get out of here. How do do this? is that an egg? Let me get that. found an egg. Nice, bro. How am supposed to kill these things? did it. That should keep them away for little while. Go to front yard. Okay, let's feed the pets at the pet shop. Okay, so hop on the skateboard. Let's go to the pet shop. my gosh. All right, got my slingshot, my skateboard. This is definitely what 12-year-old looks like. Pet dragon, pet cat, skateboard, and slingshot. All right, let's hop in the pet store. Okay, so when you are done changing pets, get food. wait. I'm changing my pets. Feed the dogs outside. Okay. Hey, little doggy. Here you go. Here's some food. Bop bop. You guys like it? Oops. You stepped in something. No. Did just step in poop? my gosh. All right. So, have to go home and wash. Can't believe just stepped in poop. And now I'm stepping on my skateboard. Ew. All right, time to take shower. Watch. Let me guess. After take shower, I'm going to have another birthday. Okay, so showers in here. I'm taking shower. Close your eyes. Close your eyes. guessed it. guessed it. It's my birthday, bro. Happy birthday. Let's go. I'm turning 13 years old. my gosh, I'm actually getting old. Woo! It's my birthday present. You got an active dog, bro. Another dog. Wait, not another dog. mean another pet. already have so many pets. But you know what? I'll take another one. let's go. It says can choose your dog. Okay, perfect. got to choose cute dog. And found another egg. Let's go. Take that. Okay, doggies. Show me your cutest face. All right, this dog. think this is dog that pooped and stepped in it. So, no. This dog. Is he cute? Let's see this dog. Is he cute? he's all right. What about this dog? he did little front flip. my gosh, this dog can flip, bro. Yes, sir. I'm taking this dog. Play with your dog. All right, perfect. Come on. Come here, doggy. I'm going to name you Biscuit. Look at him. follows me around, bro. That's so cool. All right, where are the Frisbees at? Right here. Perfect. Okay. Boom. Come on, little doggy. wait. just realized I'm getting taller. Look at me. That's so cool. All right. Go get it, doggy. Go get the the Frisbee. wait. can he even get that? it's falling. Okay, perfect. Yes, he caught it. Good boy. Good boy. And it's my birthday again. Let's go. This is so awesome. What's my present now? What do got? you got camping gear. Let's go camping. Okay, I'm not going to lie. When was 13, used to go camping, too. Climb rock wall to the campground. What the That sounds kind of dangerous, you know. It's okay. Danger is my middle name. Just kidding. My My middle name is Lance. Come on, doggy. We're climbing rock mountain. It's going to be dangerous, but believe in us. Come on. Let's climb this. yeah. We're speedrun. okay. At least we survived. All right, let's try to speedrun this again. Bop bop. yeah. Come on. I'm 13 years old. I'm all about adventure. Yes, we did it. All right. Now, we got to go to the campground, which is right here. And perfect. Get your tent and click level area nearby. okay. So, my tent is right here. So, do just put right here? okay. This tent is like, what the heck is going on with that tent? Get some wood for the fire pit. Okay, so we got to get wood now. All right, there we go. Let's pick that up. All right, let's start this fire. Boom. Yeah. Rooster marshmallow. We got s'mores. Bro, this is perfect. Nice and golden. Bro, I'm not going to lie. like my s'mores little bit black. little bit burnt, but I'll take this. Let's eat it. Nice. Time to get some rest. Okay. Hopefully bear doesn't come and eat me. How do How do get in? okay. Nice. All right. How do sleep? I'm sleeping. nice. All right, time to wake up. It's my birthday, please. dang it. Pick up your tent. Okay, maybe after pick up tent, it's my birthday. All right, picked up the tent. now we go for swim. I'm not going to lie. Looks like there might be alligators in there. do not want to jump in there. You know what? This is about growing up. This is what you got to do. it's cold. It's cold. Just kidding. can't even feel it. All right. All the way to the other side of the pond. Okay. You hear strange scary sound coming from the mountain? What? What do you mean? Is there actually bear? Sounds like some sort of creature. What is it? What is it? my gosh. Better use your lantern. my gosh. have to go in there. All right. Here we go. what? It's T-Rex. It says it's an angry dinosaur. Don't get too close. thorn in his toe. With Lancer on, click his toe to remove thorn. Where's his thorn at? We just click his toe. nice. He looks friendly now. Let's see if we can ride him. let's go. got pet dinosaur now. Yes, sir. This is something every 13-year-old needs. All right. pet dinosaur. All right. I'm going to name him Terry. All right. This is Terry the T-Rex. Come on, Terry. I'll love you forever. ride him to school to prove he is not extinct. All right, I'm bringing Terry the T-Rex to school. Terry can jump. my gosh, he needs to go to the Olympics. Wait, how do have T-Rex before have car? This makes no sense. But all right, here we go. We're in. Okay, so now what? happy birthday. Let's go. We're 14 years old now. All right, T-Rex. It's my birthday. I'm just going to drop you off right here. Okay, I'll be back. I'm getting another present. Woo! What do got now? paintball arena membership. get to go paintballing. Come on, Terry. need ride. Let's go. my gosh. Terry's got yacht. Sorry. Paintball arena. Let's go. Walk to paintball gun. Must be age 14. Well, luckily it's my birthday and I'm 14. All right, let's get blue. like blue. Let's shoot this. Pop. yeah. Aimbot, baby. Aimbot. Shoot the target. Open door. Wait, where? the door's up here. Okay. Bop. Wait, what? Bop. yeah. Wait, what? Open the door. Here we go. Okay, so have to keep shooting targets to open up the doors. This is cool. Bop. my gosh, I'm missing. Uh-oh. Bop. hit it. Let's go. Open the door. Yes, sir. Shoot all four targets quickly to open next door. Okay. Bop. Bop. Bop. Bop. Perfect. Yes. Okay, so now we got to go to the yellow square without getting hit. my gosh, this is going to be hard. The yellow square is over there. Where's the robot at? he's right there. Bop, stop shooting me. Haha, buddy. shot you. Haha. Ha! he hit me. Okay. All right. Stop it. Don't hit me, Bo. Don't hit me. Okay. Go, go, go. Yes, did it. Success. Now, let's play capture the flag. Okay. All right. Join green team or join blue team. Blue is my favorite hero color, so I'm going to choose blue. All right. Here we go. Where's their flag at? Where's their flag? that's my teammate. Don't want to shoot my teammate. Bop bop. Get out of here. Wait, where's their flag? it's right there. Give me this flag. How do get the flag? like this. got to parkour. yeah. Give me that. Yes, sir. Happy birthday. We're 15 years old now. my gosh, my T-Rex has god mode now. He's floating. I'm going to shoot him right here in the gat. All right, let's go. let's go celebrate my birthday. another egg. Yes, I'll take that. Perfect. I'm 15 years old now. I'm almost grown man. All right, here we go. What do got? got car. Yes, it's in the neighbor's driveway. Why is it in the neighbor's driveway? Is it actually my car or am stealing it? First, you have to pass the driving test. my gosh. All right, room 102. Okay, let's pass our driving test. Hi, will be your driver's ed teacher. First, quick quiz before the driving test. Okay, question one. When traffic light turns yellow, what should you do? Speed out to get through it. If possible, stop before entering intersection. Bro, look at my dog. What is happening with it? I'm trying to take test and he's freaking out. All right. let's choose this one. Boom. What should you do at stop sign? Stop then proceed when safe. Okay, perfect. Yes, finally got car. my gosh. Look at how beautiful my car is. Look at that bad boy. my goodness. It kind of looks like tractor. I'm not going to lie. Why is my driving teacher following me? Does she have crush on me? What are you doing when driving teacher? Stop following me. Is she about to Wait. I'm taking her on date. Okay. All right. When what the killed my driving teacher. Okay. Nice. All right. Let's try this again. When safe, go forward. Okay. This is actually kind of hard. Let's slow and steady. There we go. Continue to stop sign. Okay. All right. All right, now we stop. careful you hit someone. Wait. oopsie. Didn't mean to hit you. All right, now we have to take left. There we go. Next stop sign. We stop. it's green. So, green means go. Perfect. wait. We're supposed to go in the gas station. Oopsie. We need gas. All right. Here. We need gas pump. All right. Let's get out. teacher. Are you okay? All right. Come on, baby. I'm take you on date to the gas station. What do you want? I'll get you anything. All right. But it has to be 99 cents. I'm I'm not that rich right now. wait. It says so car touches pump. Okay. So, need to touch the pump. Okay. okay. It exploded. no. Quick, jump out and get fire extinguisher. Okay. Where's the fire extinguisher? Where's it at? it's over here. my gosh. I'm so sorry. Please. I'm only 15. Please don't sue me. Come on. Put the fire out. Put the fire out. There we go. my gosh. we're on fire now. this is not good first date. This is not good first date. All right, success. That was scary. Let's head back to school. Okay. Yeah, maybe shouldn't be driving. Luckily, your parents had insurance. Your car should be as good as new. All right, let's go. Woo! Here's your driver's permit. All right, let's go. If you would like refresher course, you can find me in room 102. Bro, this teacher's flirting with me. don't like it. Happy birthday. We're 16. Bro, they grow up so fast. All right. What is my birthday present when turn 16? Let's see what get. got phone. Complete the Tiger Hop tutorial level. Okay. What is this? What? okay. What the heck am playing right now, bro? You got games on your phone? All right, so guess we just got to beat this. feel like I'm playing Super Mario. Uh-oh. All right, we got to wait right here. Okay, jump. my gosh. Jump. my goodness. we beat it. Yes. Tutorial completed. Start next level. Are you serious? How many levels do have to do? What is this? just died. no, died. Okay, I'm exiting this. time for high school. Yes, I'm old enough for high school now. And look at me. I'm getting so tall. Sadly, that didn't happen in real life. stayed short. My first day of high school. Hopefully, don't get bullied. All right, go to room 51 for martial arts. I'm about to learn how to fight. Okay. All right, let's learn how to fight. So, we bow. I'm I'm fighting right now. Okay, here we go. Block. We're training. Look at me. Look at this training. yeah. Here we go. Kick. yeah. Punch. Block. let's go. We completed it. Success. You can punch the bag or spar with your friends. All right. I'm about to get strong. Here we go. wow. We're doing gymnastics now. All right. did you see that flip? Dang. All right. So, what do do? Repeat my eight moves in the correct order. Okay. Wait, what were the moves again? Can you Can you do that again? Okay. yeah. Look at me. Look. my gosh. I'm so good. yeah. Look at me. Look at that front flip, baby. Watch carefully. Okay. Okay. What do we have to do? Walk over. Handspring. Aerial somersault. yeah. Turn around. Handspring. Walk over. my gosh. Bro. Bro, she's doing Okay, think did that. Let's go. Success. Happy birthday. You're 17, bro. Let's go. I'm actually getting so old. I'm basically grown man now. All right. What does 17-year-old get? Here we go. telescope. Guys, stop the party. This is lame birthday present. Yeah, I'm done growing up. is