Severus Snapes Greatest Moments

there will be no foolish wand waving or silly incantations in this class as such don't expect many of you to appreciate the subtle science and exact art that is potion making however for those select few who possess the predisposition can teach you how to be the mind and and snare the senses can tell you how to bottle Fame Brew glory and even put stopper in death then again maybe some of you have come to Hogwarts in possession of abilities so formidable that you feel confident enough to not pay attention Mr Potter our new celebrity tell me what would get if added powdered root of aidel to an infusion of wormwood you don't know well let's try again where Mr Potter would you look if asked you to find me bizor don't know sir and what is the difference between mons Hood and Wolf Bane don't know sir pretty clearly Fame isn't everything is it Mr Potter I'm with Dumbledore gone good afternoon now what would three young Gryffindor such as yourselves be doing inside on day like this we we were just you want to be careful people will think you're up to something let me introduce my assistant Professor Snape he has sportingly agreed to help me with short demonstration now don't want any of you youngsters to worry you'll still have your potions Master when I'm through with him never fear 2 3 expel do you think he's all right who cares an excellent idea to show the that Professor Snape but if you don't mind me saying it was pretty obvious what you about to do and if had wanted to stop you it would have been only too easy perhaps it would be prudent to First teach the students to block unfriendly spells Professor an excellent suggestion Professor Snape let's have volunteer pair Potter Weasley how about you Weasley is one to causes Devastation with the simp spells we'll be sending Potter to the hospital Wing in matchbox might suggest someone from my own house malire perhaps turn to page 394 excuse me sir where's Professor Lupin that's not really your concern is it poter suffice it to say that your professor finds himself incapable of teaching at the present time turn to page 394 where wolves but sir We've Just Begun learning about red caps and Hy punks we're not meant to start nocturnal Beast for weeks quiet when did she come in did you see her come in now which one of you can tell me the difference between an animus and werewolf new one how disappointing please sir an animus is wizard who elects to turn into an animal werewolf has no choice with each full moon when he transforms he no longer remembers who he is he kill his best friend if he cross his path furthermore the were only responds to the call of its own kind thank you Mr Malo that is the second time you have spoken out of turn Miss Granger are you incapable of restraining yourself or do you take pride in being an insufferable know it all he's got point you know this is mad at this rate will be the the only ones our year without dates wellow that's nille yeah but then again he can take himself it might interest you to know that Neville's already got someone now I'm really depressed who you going with then where her miny you're girl we're well spotted come with one of us come on it's one thing for blood to sh up alone for girl it's just sad won't be going alone because believe it or not someone's asked me and said yes God bloody hell she's lying right if you say so look we've just got to grit our teeth and do it tonight when we get back to the common room we'll both have Partners agreed agreed you applied first for the defense against the dark arts post is that correct yes but you were unsuccessful obviously what does this tell me to mo dragon balls I've just bought yourself month's detention mclen not so quick Potter sir really think should rejoin the party my date can surely survive your absence for another minute or two besides only wish to convey message message message from Professor Dumbledore he asked me to give you his best and he hopes you enjoy your holiday you see he's traveling and he won't return until term resumed traveling where how are you what do you think think Miss Bell is lucky to be alive she was cursed wasn't she know Katie off the crit pitch she wouldn't Hur fly if she was delivering that to Professor Dumbledore she wasn't doing it knowingly yes she was cursed it was Malfoy that is very serious accusation Potter indeed your evidence just know you just no once again you astonished with your gifts proter gifts mere mortals can ear dream of possessing how Grand it must be to be the chosen one don't tell me now that you've grown to care for the boy EX expect after all this time always