Every Year 7 Chav Video EVER COMPILATION

no. You kicked the ball into the neighbor's garden. sorry, Peter. I'm such brute. That's all right. Let's go politely ask permission to enter their property. Okay. Can have my ball back, please? sake. Will you knobgie? It's all right. I'll just climb over. Hey, you didn't politely ask permission to enter my property. The who to do that for? Right. I'm phoning the police. What's going on, honey? my god, mil. No, you leave her out of it. Unlucky. Hi, nuns. Give me my ball back. hello. Can Oliver come out to play? Hello, Timmy. Yeah, let me see. Oliver, your friends here. Coming, mother. Can't wait to go cherry picking again. Callum, you here in Callum? Hello. Can help you? me. Callum. You didn't tell me you had sister. no. I'm Callum's mother. Shut up. You are not. Yes. Stop it. Mil, look, shouldn't do this cuz you're only 16. 11. But call me, Yeah, we'll see. All right. What? Don't go. Callum, hurry up. want to go bake with the skate park. Yeah, coming, MATE. MOM, MY WIFE. I'M SO LONELY. DAD, LOOK. An ice cream truck. yeah. Please, can get some ice cream? All right, go on then. Hello, young man. What can get you there? what? boys, hang on. What the is that noise? Hello, boys. Can get you an ice cream? Yeah. Do you fancy an ice cream? Yeah. Got cornettos, magnums, flakes, you know, anything you want. Shut up, you nons. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, what the is wrong with that music? don't mind that. It's just Bill Rama, flake up his ass. Hey, am the prime minister of the United Kingdom. What the bloody hell? Look, child. Just you na. Now look here. used to play rugby. YOU ARE BLOOD. BLOODY RAT SCALLION. am so sorry. no, there's pack of them. Stay alert. Control the fire. WE MIGHT SAVE LIFE. dear, Boris. There's too many. GET IN THE CHOPPER. GO, GO, GO. BILL. LOOK, it's the new little year 7. Hey, mate. Why you got such massive bag for? it's got my work and my pencil case. my pencil case. Just shut up. Do care? What? Take his lunch. Wait minute. What's in the bag? Your mom. yeah, good one. Help me, Billy. Mom, your shot bl BILLY, ON YOUR MARKS. Come on, Egg. Get set. Please stay on the spoon. Go. Woo. Come on, Oscar. bother. Winner. no, sir. We're all winners here. Sorry, mother. tried my best. am so proud. On your vapes. Come on, bait. Get set. Stay on the spoon. Go. no. He's cheating. He's cheating. Your mate. Winner. Gety. What? No. Sorry. He had his thumb on the vape. hide the vip and spoon race. Next up is the egg and knife race. yeah. Please don't stab me. Hey kid, do you want some sweets? sweets. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've got loads of sweets. got Harry Bow, drumstick. Well, actually, my mom said not to talk to strangers unless you're pretty sure you can trust them. yeah. Yeah, yeah, I'm trustworthy. okay then. What have you got? Wait minute. Okay, you got me. You got me. Hey yo, Callum. Who the in that car? hi guys. What are you what are you doing? Take us to the skate park. What? Take us to THE SKATE PARK. OKAY. You ain't gone this heavy before. Are you sure? fella. Your music just PUT ME OFF MY WEIGHT. EASY, EDDIE. He's only kid. Shut up, you meattheads. What did you just say? You lift them wits, fam. It weighs more than you, little boy. You plebs are weak as Right, that's it. Who are you? Your mom. Okay, class. Today we're learning how to pronounce British words. am British, you can never understand what you're saying. Repeat after me. Trash can. Bin. almost will try. Bin. nearly. Okay, next one. High school. you. close. Try high school. I'll put your nan in zoot. Yeah. No, look, don't know what you've been saying, but that one sounded little further away. Come on. All right, next one. Aluminum. your mom. Yes. Bingo. knew you. Mommy, it's my first day of year seven tomorrow. know. Very exciting. Big school now. love you, too. No night. William. Wakey wakey. Time for Scott. Mom, why have you woke me up? biggest slag. Okay. Welcome to secondary school, guys. hope you've all had good summer. Shut the up. Yeah. Sorry. give me your light up. don't smoke. will. Ram bar up his ass. Hey. Wow. Look, it's Miss need to go talk to her. hi, Miss Bull. You look lovely today. Who's this? Hi, Jake. This is my fianceé, James. right. So, you don't like me then? What? Hey, look. It's Miss Bull Slag. Who are they, honey? don't worry. They're just boys from my school. who's this nons? Hia. Hi. boys. This is my fiancé, James. That was so fit. What you shagging this for? I'm sorry. Text me though. Yeah, miss off. Yeah. Hey, James, guess what? what? No one likes you. Well, you're poohead. I'm telling on you. what? No, it was only joke. didn't mean that. No, please don't tell the teacher. Please. Yes, Jake. Can go to the toilet, please? Of course. Yeah. my god. thought you hate you. Ginger. Your mom's well fat, but still shagged her. MY GOD. SHUT UP YOU, LITTLE NICO. GOT YOU. NO, PLEASE DON'T HURT ME. I'M ONLY SMALL. WELL, SHUT UP. HIM UP, HARRY. ONE DAY, US7s are going to be taller and stronger than all of you. Prove it. We grow genetically bigger every year. In 100 years from now, we'll be giants. Drop kicking, Harry. No. Please. No. No. I'm sorry. Please don't step on me. What's all this noise? I'm trying to TEACH LESSON. SIR, PLEASE HELP. HI. WILL. OKAY, year 11. So, this week is induction week. No, we've got all the new little year sevens coming in, but be nice because they're very nervous. Hello. forgot my lunch. what's that? You forgot your lunch. it's all right. You can have my crisps if you want. here they come. Welcome. Hey, sir. You you got any food? did you forget your lunch? Christ. sake, sir. HATE SALT AND VINEGAR. I'M SORRY COUGHED. I've got asthma. Shut up, Unique. know. Is that the prime minister? Are you vaccinated? No, I'm 11. PISS OFF YOU MOP. BLOODY RUN SCALLIONS. THE Get your jabs. you smack will save lives. savages. What the? How did you at my place? 10:00. What? Where are you going? Make sure you're not follow. SG, THERE'S GIRL IN the trenches. girl? Is she German? don't know where she's from, SGE. my god. If another bomb goes off, I'm going to flip out. Sorry. Sorry. There's absolutely no women allowed in the trenches. my god. That is well racist. What? Why are you all wearing that stupid hat for protection, you idiot girl? Not. Well, my boyfriend will don't need one. And where is your boyfriend, miss? he's up on that like no man's land place or something. He's what? You sound well with what? sher. Okay, boys. The German camp is just over there. Wait, what's that noise? it's that bloody girl again. What's that? You trying to about me? How'd you hear that? For Christ sake, WE'RE AT WAR. YEAH, BUT DOES my face look bothered, though? Does my face look bothered? yes. So, who you got beef with then? Hey, is it them BS over there with THE WEIRD VOICES? LOOK OUT. CHRIST. Stay down, men. Okay. Who just shot me? Sher, who just shot me? Just off. Hey, dude. Watch this. I'm going to go hit on the British girl. You're what? No. No. Harry. Hey, Jade. How's it going? my god. GET OUT OF MY FACE. GET OUT OF MY FACE. WHAT? WHAT? what do you want? was just going to ask if you wanted to hang out or my god. Did you just throw my text? What you not so saying? What she say? Harry, don't know. Just come with me. Swear down. If had to talk to another boy today. Look, just don't understand, man. They're none of this aggressive. It's all right, man. It's all right. think you can do better. Sorry. What the did you just say? god. How'd you hear that? She has echolocation, but we're so far away. Okay, class. Today, we're learning about how to effectively steal kid's lunch money. Hey, let's try it on the British kid. All right. What the are you looking at? Hey, give me your lunch money. NO. THAT'S WRONG. NO, you meant to say that before you hit him. yeah. Well, he panics. He's just so small and angry. Did you not listen? Christ, Harry, what have you done? What? You don't go for the small, angry 11year-olds, dude. Why not? he's stealing Will's money. Good god. They do move in herds to what they do. All righty, class. We have new British kid called Will joining us today. Now, he's only 11 years old, but he was kicked out of his last school for Yeah. Can just sit down, you milk? Okay. well, guess we'll find out. Okay. Yo, I'll run these in now. Blood, can't understand word you're saying. Hey, why is his bag so big? Yeah. What's in your bag, freak? Your mom. yeah. Nice. Help me, Billy. Mom. BILLY. BILLY. BILLY, HELP. MOM. HELLO. hi there. Hello. So, how can help you then? Can can Jack come out to play? No, let me just say, hang on, Jack. Coming, mama. Jack, think your friend's here. He is so lovely. Hello. Get out of MY WAY, YOU FAT MON. WAIT, JACK. YOUR MOM'S WELL FIT. HEY, shut up, blood. Come on, let's go play music really loud in public. have fun, boys. Mom, SHUT THE UP. YEAH, SHUT UP. what are they like? what you saying about my mom? didn't say anything ABOUT YOUR STUPID MOM. JESUS CHRIST, HARRY, YOU SHOT HIM. YEAH. WELL, what the hell was that? don't know. god, Harry, there's more. YOU JUST SHOT WILL. Where are they coming from? Your mate. Is that it? What is that? All right, year seven. Today we're doing cross COUNTRY RUNNING. Now know it's not your favorite, but now off, sir. We're playing dodgeball. All right, dodgeball it is then. Okay, so the rules of the game are if YOU GET SHUT UP, SIR. You spanner. Sorry, Will. You know the rules of the game already. can only apologize. now Jack. Sorry mate. Have you got your PE kit to change into? Will your bums slag? You what? What did you just say about Brexit? Eddie. Look, it's that kid that slapped you last time. Excuse me. Hello. Andy, that was the wrong kid. No. No. what do we do? You just punched child. my god. Is he dead? No, that's the real kid. Hey, YOU PRICKS JUST SMACK MY BROTHER. Eddie is his brother. you are the little fella. hello. What do you want then? was meeting some friends. You got any ID? No. Piss off then. No. No, mate. If you come in there, you're going to have to put shirt on. It's not what your mom said last night. No, she did not. Yeah, she did. But she's fat as Where's your ID? am the ID. You pleb. change the music. You tune them out. Harry, look, it's the new girl. Let's take her money. Hey, give me your lunch money. my god. Get out of my face. Get out of my face. said give me your money. fam. What are you trying to chop my money for, though? What' she say? don't know. You poor thing. God, why she so difficult? my dear, that is Will racist. What? No, it's not. Yeah, it is. And my dad's best friend is police officer, so can get you arrested. Look, little girl, I'm not scared of the cops. Yeah, but you're scared of my boyfriend, Will. Who's Will? Harry, look. SAID NOT TOO SMART. WILL have it. sir, there's too many. What should we do? RELEASE THE YEAR SEVENS. WAIT, hold your fire. They're just kids. What' you just say about my mom? DIDN'T EVEN KNOW, MATE. HARRY, NO. GRENADE, take cover. But sir, why are we SHOOTING AT CHILDREN? YOU IDIOT. THESE AREN'T JUST KIDS. THEY'RE YEAR SEVENS. can't do this. can't do this. you pleb sitting there behind you. Johnny, no. OPEN. MOMMY, it's my first day of being year seven tomorrow. know. You best get good night's sleep then. Boop. You're the best mommy in the whole wide world. Jake, time for school. Jake, Jake. Your mom. Jake, where are you? mom. You nons get out of my room. HEY, GET LAST. All right. Harry, is that music again? god. I'm going to punch him. You're going to what? you melt. Harry, what did you do? did it. knocked him out. Harry, he's only 12. Excuse me, Harry. You knocked who out? That little year seven. no. I've tried that. Not good idea. You what? Firstly, year seven's always traveling herds. Secondly, you haven't knocked him out. You've just pissed him off. man. hit him hard. Wy or Bill looks the new little year seven. Hey, mate. Why you got such massive bag for? it's got my work and my pencil case. my pencil case. Just shut up. Do care? What? Take his lunch. Wait minute. What's in the bag? Your mom. yeah. Good one. Help me, Billy. Mom. Your shut up. Hey, look. It's little kid. Let's steal his bike. don't know, Harry. That one looks kind of scary. Hey, queer. Nice bike. shut up, you batty, man. What? Harry, told you, mate. Back the up. Yeah. God, why is he so angry? It's fine. There's just one of him and he's tiny. You puss. OW. HARRY, it's just kid. it's just Matt Will. No. No, it wasn't me. god, there's more. What's wrong with their eyes? They travel in hurry. HARRY, RUN. HEY, GET LOST. all right. Harry, is that music again? god. I'm going to punch him. You're going to what? you melt. Harry, what did you do? did it. knocked him out. Harry, he's only 12. Excuse me, Harry. You knocked who out? That little year seven. no. I've tried that. Not good idea. You what? Firstly, year seven's always traveling herds. Secondly, you haven't knocked him out. You've just pissed him off. No, man. hit him hard. Wie's like, "Yeah, nah, mate." Yeah. Nah, yeah. No way. nah. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly, mate. no, it's the angry kid again. you two talk well weird. We talk weird. Have you heard you? You little Hey, was shank your nut. Jokes's on you, mate. My grandma's dead. Hey, you just SMELL WELL, WHERE DID THEY come from? don't know, mate. They just spawned in. Mate, have you got any fruit? Yeah, I've got this manky banana. Why? Kids hate fruit, mate. That's fact. right. Stay back, you got banana. It didn't work. Yeah. just want to see what you'd say. threw the banana run. Yes. Yes. Well, I'm the prime minister of the United Kingdom. What the bloody hell? What you doing down these ends, blood? Yes. Yes. Well, well, think you'll find actually the these ends belong to me. off, do they? yes. Well, well, I'm the prime minister, you see. don't give bud. Look here, you supine protoplasmic invertebrate jelly. Would you like cup of tea? No. Piss off. Give me your creps, SON. YOU BLOODY RAT SCALLION. THE WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. Stay down. Harry, quick, put it in your bag. Let's go. Come on, let's go. Wait, what's that noise? It's getting louder. god, not again. It's all right. He's basically child. Shut up, you nons. don't understand any of the words he says. You pussyo. What do you say that? blood. What have you nicked? don't know who Nick is. It's the cops. Hey, what are you boys taking from that shop? It wasn't me. It was the year seven. You what? Year seven. My mistake. Sorry, lads. No, don't go. Leaving the area for safety. Over. Hey, let's give him wedgie. No, please. Wait, Harry, hear the music. Wedgie. what the you in his pants for? Blood. Are you Ben? no. That's just wedgie. But then he was going to give him his wet willy. Hey, shut up. You're going to what? just shut up, you god, I'm leaving. The did you just say? No, I'm sorry. That was joke. Bro, will shank your nan. You're going to shag my grandma? Why are your seven so scary? So said, don't want your johnnies, mate. They're yours and they've been used." yeah. mate. It's that little angry kid again. That's all right, mate. We're just getting TO CALM DOWN. NO. ME, MATE. Where'd you come from? used to teach you sevens and you cannot calm them down, mate. He's like 12. You plebs. Give me your creps. They're indestructible. No way. mate. They're blood drop kicking, mate. This is sick. They have super strength. So, how's this work, mate? Can just keep hitting him? Yo, what you saying, No, mate. So, said survivor, right? yeah. What' you say, mate? Yeah. No, so said, "Hang on, mate. What's that noise?" He's playing that bit loud, is he? mate. Yeah. Hey, mate. Do you reckon you could just turn it down little bit? what the You seeing blood price, mate? You're bit aggressive for little guy, aren't you? You milk? Give me your crips. My crips? Yeah, think he wants your shoes, mate. my shoes. No. No. off, Cam. will you up. You and what? The army of the implumpers. wrong with her eyes? Hit and run, mate. Do what? mate. run. Hey, nerd. What are you reading? Harry, it's that scary little British kid again. Don't worry about it. He's like 5' tall. Blood now. What the did you just say? bro. He was joking. Come on. You plebs. Give me your crap What's crap? Like like pancake? don't know, but don't have any pancakes on me. Boys, calm down. What's going on? This year seven guy, he he's asking year seven. Just do what he wants. I'm not getting involved. What? Sir, you melt. Give me your cruts, fam. Okay. Yeah, that's fine. Yeah. Hey, look. It's the new little British kid. Hey, Give me your lunch money. The you blood? god. Lunch money. will you both up, fam. Bro, aren't you like 12? Harry, no. Suck your mom. Yeah. Suck my mom. Here, take my money. up. don't need that. got bear pee. What? What's bear pee, Harry? don't know. Let's just go. her. Why is he so small but so scary? Goodbye, mama. I'm off to school now. Okay, but don't forget your lunch. good heavens. Yes. What am like? There you go. All right. Thank you, Mommy. Bye-bye for now. you off to school, Jake. Well, don't forget your lunch. mom, you nons. don't even like tuna. Mama, what's for dinner this evening? asparagus casserole tonight. terrific. How healthy and yummy. It's ready in 10 minutes. can't wait to tell my school friends about this. Can you lay the table, please? suddenly. I'd love to help. All right, Mom. What's for dinner? Well, made lovely SHEPHERD'S SAKE, MOM. WE HAD THAT LAST MONTH. OKAY. Do you want me to make something else? No. Your cooking tastes like Can you lay the table? you're such little rascal. no. Henry, it's actually Evans that stole my ball. Shh. Be quiet, Henry. look. It's that little green freak again. Hey guys, come on. That's not nice. Shut up, you melt. how are you guys so strong? Will we push me? Will they? now piss off blood. Yeah, exactly. get him. Yeah, it's what thought. My name is not Willie. Willie? WHAT THE NO. ALL RIGHT, YEAR SIX. Good luck in secondary school. Have good summer. Mr. Smith, I'm scared of big school. well, don't be scared. It's good. And don't you ever change. Okay. Okay. Hey, welcome. SHUT THE UP, YOU MATE. WHO THREW THAT VAPE PEN AT MY FACE? will shake your nan. You're going to do what? my. CAN YOU PUT SHIRT ON, PLEASE? HI, GEMMA. MY GOD. My friend wanted me to read you this note. your friend. just wanted you to know that your face is beautiful like sunset and really like the way you've done your hair today. Okay. PS, would you like to come to the school disco with me? Love, Callum. NO. JIMMY, YOU SKANK, COME HERE. HI, CALLUM. What are you saying, You're looking fit as today. Stop it, Mad. You're doing mad things to my dick still. my days, you're so fit. sake, MAN. WHERE'S MY VAPE? WHERE'S MY VAPE? FORGET IT. you want to have underage unprotected sex? my god. Yes. All right. Sick. Yeah, it should be calm cuz can't actually jizz yet. So, with that, what do we Hugo, why are we talking while I'm talking? no, wasn't. right. That's it. No, I'm sorry. After school DETENTION WITH ME. NO, PLEASE. THERE'S NO POINT CRYING. know. Shut up. Will, can we stop talking, please? Shut up, miss. GOT TO WRITE YOU, MOM. RIGHT, THAT'S IT. GO TO THE HEAD TEACHERS NOW. YES. SHE'S WELL FIT. WHAT? YOU THINK SHE'S ATTRACTIVE? YEAH, she's living still. Wait, do you do you think I'm fit? what the this close your legs. It stinks in here. James, look. It's New Year 7. Hello. I'm lost. that's all right, mate. Do you know where the science block is? let's point him in the wrong direction. All right. Yeah, mate. What you want to do is keep walking to the end of those gates. Once you get to the end, it'll be the 13th building on your right. All right. Thank you. For God's sake, it's one of the new year sevens. what the you saying? Big bollocks. Did he just call me Big Bollocks? Give me your prime. I'll lose 100 aura points. Aura points. What the is that? Look, mate. know you just got to big school. Yeah. And now you think you're all the minus 1,000 aura points. Run. my. Why do get worse every year? sir. Who's the new kid? He looks well weird. we don't have any new year 7. Sorry. Can help you? My name's Charlie. go school here now. Okay. Charlie, you look familiar. You don't happen to know Henry, do you? Yeah, that little prick's my cousin. Why? WHAT? GOOD GOD, NO. SO, YOU'RE RELATED TO HENRY AND YOU'RE YEAR SEVEN? I'M NOT SCARED. HE LOOKS LIKE FREAK. The YOU JUST SAY? WHAT'S UP WITH HIS EYES? YEAH, CALL HIM. know what the I'M THE LEADER NOW, OKAY, GUYS, PLEASE WELCOME CHARLIE TO THE CLASS. HELL, CHARLIE. YEAH, CHARLIE. OKAY, year seven, please welcome our new American students, Cody and Tyler. Sup, nerds? Now, they're actually 15, but they've been kicked out of their last school and held back few years TO CATCH UP. SHUT UP, FREAK. OKAY. SORRY. WHAT WASTE MAN. FAB. WHY is he so small? What the hell's waist man? IT MEANS YOU'RE THICK BLOOD. WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY? All right, don't try it, guys, wouldn't SHUT UP. OKAY. OKAY. RIGHT. GIVE ME YOUR LUNCH, MAN. CODY. RIGHT. COME HERE. MY WRIST. DIDN'T EVEN HURT MY WHAT ARE you You're trick or treat. Hello. Is that Ron Weasley? Yeah. All right. Let me see what sweets we've got. what do you say, Jake? Thank you. Hello. Sorry. Can help you? milk. CALLUM, YOU WERE RIGHT. YEAH, TOLD YOU. SORRY. Are your parents around? Trick or treat, okay. I'm all out of sweet. Sorry. should just close the door on us. It's trick time, boys. LET'S BREAK IN. UNBELIEVABLE. What the hell was that? GIVE ME YOUR ALL TEASERS. HELLO. I'D LIKE TO BUY SOME CHOCOLATE, PLEASE, MR. SHOPKEEPER. OKAY, that will be £150, please, young man. That's it, Jake. Give the nice man the money. okay. sorry. He gets bit nervous. Is this right? Or do you sell VAPES IN THIS SHOP? YES, we How old are you? 27. Okay. Why do you want to vape for anyway? For your mom. see. YES. WAIT SECOND. MY MOTHER DOESN'T VAPE. RON CALAMY'S ON TO US. NOT AGAIN. COME BACK HERE. WE GOT THE PRIME, BOYS. LET'S GO. HI, SIR. GOT REMOVED from my class for talking. WELL, TAKE SEAT AND DON'T DISRUPT ANY OF MY YEAR SEVENS. Thank you. Aren't you like 10? No, I'm 11. RIGHT. SORRY. JAKE, YOU'RE YEAR 11. YEAH, YOU'RE SETTING BAD EXAMPLES FOR THESE YEAR SEVENS. THEY LOOK UP TO YOU, YOU KNOW. SIR, THEY LITERALLY VAPE. THAT ONE'S GOT KNIFE. WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? DO YOU? RIGHT. SIT DOWN AND DON'T DISRUPT MY LESSON AS WELL. THANK YOU. my god. do you play Fortnite? No. saw your mom. SHE'S WELL FIT. RIGHT, GET OUT. MISS, YOU'RE LOOKING WELL FIT TODAY. excuse me. Are you? Well, that is very inappropriate, Callum. Yeah, I'd like to try something inappropriate. Right, that's an after school detention with me. come. It's date, then. You're vile. Hello, miss. You're looking quite beautiful today. that's very lovely. Thank you, Winston. I'm just keeping healthy and hydrated with my air out water bottle. okay. It doesn't have any sugar. YOU'RE STILL IN MY GUILT. WHAT? You don't go to this school? FOR AM NOT YOUR GIRL. GIVE ME THAT BOTTLE. COME HERE. NO, PLEASE. CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S THE LAST DAY OF YEAR SIX. know. don't want to go to big school. I'm going to miss you so much. You can still come around for tea every weekend. Let's not ever make any new friends just so our friendship stays special. Okay, can do that. And stay in touch. Let's meet up like all the time. You're the best friend I've ever had. When are you going to arrange to meet Lizzy again? Who? You're right there, little fella. hello, sir. So, what's in the bag then? It's my pencil case and All right. So, haven't got to arrest you then, What? Arrest me? NO. PLEASE DON'T. PLEASE ARREST, SON. WAS JOKING. I'm not going to arrest you. You're all right, mate. What have you got in the bag? got bear drugs, you milk. that's not any way to speak to police officer, is it? Shut up, you ginger pleb. am not ginger. I'm strawberry blonde. Yeah, you're ginger and your mom's fat as SHUT UP. SHE IS NOT. STILL still do it, though. Yes, I'm fine. Over. Stop, Billy. It's those year 11s again. let's have touch. Go on. Go on. Give us touch, mate. what? You're not even going to pass it to my mate? all right. Cheers, Dicky. sorry, Peter. My ball. James, what's that noise? it's just little year seven. prick. Give me ball and your vape. You know, we're like four years older than you. Yeah. Shut up, you nons. RIGHT. MY HAND. you just sm god, there's so many. RUN, HARRY, DON'T LET HIM GET THE BALL. my lord. HEY JACK, DO YOU WANT TO COME TO MY HOUSE to play Club Penguin? Yes. Yes. How many puffles have you got? 154, cuz I'm member. What? boys, this doesn't look like maths work to me. Does it you? No. Sorry, sir. Drugs. year eight. didn't just hear what think just heard. Well, year seven, you chew them out. You're year seven. forgot. sorry about that. Garlet now. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Sure. how much do you want, sir? Where's the scissors? over there. But the cussing and sticking lesson isn't until next week. HEY, JACK. PUT HIS TROUSERS DOWN. WHAT? Why you chatting ABOUT MY DAD? DIDN'T. JUST ASKED if you could turn your music down. You what? somebody help. Somebody help. No, he's fine. He's having heart attack. SHUT UP, YOU PLEB. NO, HE'S TURNING INTO YEAR EIGHT. STAY BACK. HE'S WHAT? Every year, year sevens come out of their skins and take on new form as year eight. But like cocoon. Your mom. Good heavens. Where is my shirt? We're safe. Don't forget about the new year sevens. my god, I'M SO CLOSE. WHAT YOU JUST SAY ABOUT MY MOM? WHAT? DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT YOUR MOM. Don't trip. what the hell? No, there's not. Didn't even know it, mate. I'm well off. Rose is nons. What is that? Is that an RPG? SP game. Winston, look. It's small common boy. Let's make fun of his lack of wealth. what's that god awful music? shut up, you flannel. How did you get here? The bus. Hey, they just made fun of Will. no. Well, well, stop. Well, well, well. you pruned. take his cre. My what? now this is tune. No. Right. Hello, year 10. My name's Mr. Doss and I'm your substitute teacher FOR TODAY. YES. DOSS LESSON. NO, NOT DOSS LESSON. AND MR. DOSS LEGEND. SO TODAY WE GOT THE little year sevens coming in. What? Why? So that they can see how we do things in the older years. No. don't worry little fella. They won't bite. THEY'RE ONLY SMALL. WHAT THE NO, they literally do, sir. They're YEAH, WHY DON'T THROW tomahawk at my leg in the corridor? What? Anyway, as the older students, you have to set good example. No, no, no, no. Sir, do you NOT REALIZE WHAT YOU'VE DONE? YOU PUT THE YEAR SEVENS AND HENRY IN THE SAME ROOM. god, we're all going to die. It's an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. Excuse me. I've been teaching for 2 weeks now, and think know what I'm doing. Thank you. The sevens. THEY'RE COMING. QUICK, EVERYONE GET BEHIND HENRY. Why you hiding? god, they're just outside. excuse me. Excuse me, boy. Sir, get down. Should we just turn the music down little bit? Shut up, you leak. I'm BUT YOU PISS OFF BACK TO YOUR YEAR SEVEN CLASS. THE YOU JUST SAY CHICKEN LITTLE? HE CALLED HIM CHICKEN LITTLE. HE'S SMALLER THAN ME. YEAH. WELL, WE HAVE HENRY. Where was that great freak again? Get him, Henry. YEAH. COME ON, BLOND. LET'S GO. COME ON, HENRY. SIR, COME QUICK. HENRY'S FIGHTING THE YEAR SEVENS. WHAT? WHY? He push YOU. NO. LEAVE IT. GOT THIS. GO ON. SMACK HIM UP, WILL. you coming then, Shrek. What you got? Yeah, I'm war. yes. Come on, Henry. Yes, Henry. Hit him again. YOU STAY DOWN, YOU MOM. EXCUSE ME. YOU'RE SEVEN. WAIT, SIR. SORRY. Why is THERE AN UNCONSCIOUS TEACHER ON THE FLOOR? NOW THERE'S TWO OF THEM. WAIT, WHY DO WE HAVE SUBSTITUTE teacher if sir was in? YOU'RE ONLY STRONG CUZ OF ME, BLOOD. DON'T LISTEN TO HIM, HENRY. WITHOUT ME. HE AIN'T GOT Ain't got No, sorry. That's the wrong grammar. KEITH, SHUT UP. LOOK, know there's fight going on, but hate bad grammar. THE YOU SAY KEE? KEE. You call him Kee. MY NAME IS KEITH. SHUT UP. LOOK. The idiot's trying to talk. Henry Smart. my god. Not so TOUGH NOW, ARE YOU? YES, HENRY. YOU SHOULD HAVE LET me help. they just SM ASSEMBLE. my god, they're coming. what' you say about my mom? Henry can't hold them all on his own. There's too many. Quick, Henry, run. The traveling herds. Christ. Good god. That's the most year sevens I've ever seen. you come here. Hey, stop it. Hey, waste man. You got to vape, Vape. Hey, where's your piece, fam? what did you just say about my Hey, he's running away. I'M GOING TO SHANK HIM OFF. BLOOD HIM. KEITH. NO, YOU'RE NOT HERO. SIT DOWN AND shut up. THINK YOU'LL FIND THAT NOBODY is shanking anyone up today. WILL GOT YOU, WHIZ IS MAN. OKAY. YEAH, fair enough. OKAY. SHUT UP, YOU IPAD KID. my god. All right. WHERE IS THAT GREEN MOB? WILL, FOLLOW ME. HE went in the woods. they gone. Sir, what are we going to do? They all want to hurt Henry. There's nothing we can do. Those 11year-olds are too strong for us. this is so stupid. They're all chasing him. He's going to get hurt. wouldn't worry about Henry. Why not? He is incredibly good at escaping. It's why his attendance is so low. where the he gone? don't know. what the? He's like NINJA OR SOMETHING. SIR, THAT WAS CRAZY. HENRY ACTUALLY KNOCKED WILL OUT. He what? Sir, he hit him so hard that he fell to the floor unconscious. THAT'S INCREDIBLE. YEAH, BUT HE WOKE UP LIKE 30 seconds later. Yeah, it doesn't matter. it doesn't matter. DID YOU SEE HOW MANY OF THEM THERE WERE? IT CAME ALIVE. GUYS, UP UNTIL THIS POINT, THOUGHT THE YEAR 7S WERE INDESTRUCTIBLE, BULLETPROOF, IMMORTAL, RIGHT? BUT IF THEY COULD BE KNOCKED OUT, THAT MEANS THEY COULD BE HURT AND THAT means they could be killed. Wait, sir. You want to kill YEAR SEVEN? GOD. GOD, NO. NO, NO, NOT ME. I'm teacher. No, no. want Henry to do it. Now, don't forget the year sevens gave Henry his power, so he must be one of the only ones that can stop them. give up. HE'S NOT HERE. COME ON, WILL. Let's go ON THE TEACHER'S CAR. YEAH. THAT'S SICK. WE NEED TO MAKE AN ARMY TO fight the year seven. Wait, sir. What did you mean one of the only ones? Are you saying there's more like Henry? No, please. Well, there's Henry's girlfriend, Isabelle, but she's arguably even more stupid than Henry. And and Henry's evil brother, Archie. But sir, ISN'T ARCHIE PSYCHO? YES, HE IS PSYCHO. He's the most unhinged student this school has ever seen. Why can't he help us fight the year seven? Probably not. He's only out for himself. Wait, sir. thought Henry was only weird cuz Will hit him with fish finger sandwich. Yes, that's true. Then why is Archie weird too? And why is he evil? Well, just like Henry, Archie wasn't always like this. What? yes. More story. Archie was the school bully. And unfortunately, he used to bully Henry the worst as he was jealous of his genius. After Henry got hit by that sandwich and went from genius into an absolute idiot, he went home to his family, but they didn't quite realize anything was wrong at first. Dingdong. Henry. Mommy, why you ringing the doorbell? You look different. come inside. Your brother's looking for you. Yeah, kicked him in the nuts so hard his voice changed. Nuts. All right, got to go. My knobheaded genius brother's arrived. there's my favorite Where have you been? Archie. you're going to pretend to be stupid now just cuz you got 100% on all your tests. making me look bad IN FRONT OF MOM AND DAD. NO. Do you know what they're calling you? The smartest student the school has ever seen. No. YOU KNOW STUDIED HALF FOR THOSE EXAMS. Henry hurt. Henry, stop it with voice. It's pissing me off. Henry, change. YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER than me, don't you? Better. just shut up. you've been hitting the gym, little bro. That's cute. NUTS. BOYS. AUDREY. ARGIE. ARGIE. HENRY, you mustn't hear him in the man parts. The Willie. You can't hit him in the Willie, Henry. HENRY KICKED ARCHIE IN THE BALLS SO HARD HE CHANGED HIS VOICE AND ACCIDENTALLY gave Archie the same power as him. So that's why Archie's evil and sounds weird. And now all ARCHIE WANTS IS REVENGE. ARCHIE. YES. SEVENS. NO. ARCHIE. THINK NOT. ARGIE, not evil. Yes, Dean's evil. Henry need Argie. Come here you big green mo. YES. WELL, DON'T LET GO. WILL. COME IN. WE GOT IT. SMURF. What are you looking at? Or who is that? Come on then. what the is going to eat MY FACE? OFF, FELL. now he is real creepy. there he is. He's the ONE WHO WILL SMACK ME. GIVE HIM. GET HIM. HE STILL IS CREEP. AUDREY, RUN. get off. What are you doing? Hey. you got bed. YEAH. GIVE US TIGHT, MATE. YEAH. Keep him on the floor. Archery. Hey, we got absolute numbers, fam. What are you going to do? Is he help? Henry, is that it? Is that all you got? he thinks his girlfriend's going to help him. what's that noise? what is that? DADDY or Will, think it's Henry's dad. Or what THE NO, HE'S MASSIVE. NO, my uncle. Izzy, Belle, Henry, LET'S GO. RUN. WHERE you going, WE CAN TAKE OFF. HI. ain't scared of you. I'm well odd. squishy. Keep running. He's slow. HE CAN'T CATCH US. Thank you. Archie Henry brother. your girlfriend's wet ugly. Henry. Henry, STOP IT. HE'S HAD ENOUGH. where am Are we on school trip? What the will? Sir, got lost and didn't know it. no, no, no. It wasn't your fault, buddy. shouldn't have let you out of my sight. I've done lots of bad things, haven't Yeah. So, what's going on? Well, it seems like Henry managed to get angry enough to hit Will so hard it knocked all of the bad year seven out of him. What? yes, Henry. Our school is weird. I'm ahead. excuse me, Simon. Why are these kids not in lesson? forgot. It's okay, Mr. Doss. They're with me. All right. no. Sorry, these kids have been nothing but badly behaved. right, Isabelle. Mr. Doss has big juicy toes. Toes? What? No. Wait, sir. Why do we have substitute teacher if you were in? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. because absolutely hate that new teacher, Mr. Doss. So, wanted to give him the worst possible class by bringing the year sevens and Henry together so that hopefully he'd leave. But never thought this would be the result. well that's one year seven fix, but there's literally thousands more. yeah. They'll be back. Sir, does that mean Henry could go back to being smart again? Maybe he can. Maybe he can't. But Henry, just want to thank you for your service. Thank you for protecting this school and this country. You didn't understand single word of what just said, did you? Doggy. Wait, sir. What about the other year sevens? They're going to get away. don't worry. They'll get what's coming to them. we're out of the woods now. Thank god. think we've outrun Henry's dad. What's that? Reporting two hostiles at 1:00. Over heavy jumper. Copy that. Machine guns engaged. Over. Light them up. What the is that?